I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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