Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
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