I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
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smell my finger.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
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I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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