He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
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