i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
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How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
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Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I pour the whiskey from now on
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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