Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
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halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
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...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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