he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
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can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
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At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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