Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
