He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
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I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
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I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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