so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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