So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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