carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
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It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
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It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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