Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Even my vagina gasped.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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