What did we do last night that was yellow?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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