I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
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Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
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I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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