dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Randomize
