I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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