I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
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Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
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Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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