You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
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they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
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Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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