do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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