Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
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I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
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The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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