Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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