i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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