under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
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Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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