I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
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If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
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Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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