Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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