omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
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She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
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God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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