No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
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Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
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Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
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