She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
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im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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