Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
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Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
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he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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