I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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