can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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