it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
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But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
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Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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