69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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