Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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