I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
only you would photoshop your dick
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
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