i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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