maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
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I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
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A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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