I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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