Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
