doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Randomize
