Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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