By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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