I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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