hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
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Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
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i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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