That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
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and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
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Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
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