if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
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Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
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Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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