why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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