Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
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Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
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I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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