I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Farmville is her only friend.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
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Have fun and good luck.
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