What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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