When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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