absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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