if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
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To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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