the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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