Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
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Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
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Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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