omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
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I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
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You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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