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I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
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I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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