due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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